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ineffabelle) wrote2007-09-22 09:29 pm
ineffabelle) wrote2007-09-22 09:29 pm
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Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147
"Teleportation of food and water remains at a standstill as technicians in Kobe continue to fix the extensive damage to the eight-million-yottabyte mainframe computer, a four-by-three-inch quantum femtoprocessor responsible for accessing and fulfilling the thoughts and desires of all Japanese.
The United States' offer of $20 million and a shipment of steel, tractors, forklifts, and cranes was politely declined."
"Teleportation of food and water remains at a standstill as technicians in Kobe continue to fix the extensive damage to the eight-million-yottabyte mainframe computer, a four-by-three-inch quantum femtoprocessor responsible for accessing and fulfilling the thoughts and desires of all Japanese.
The United States' offer of $20 million and a shipment of steel, tractors, forklifts, and cranes was politely declined."
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