Ineffabelle Sells Out

Hey everyone. This post was harder for me to write than it may be for you to read.

But I'm in a Situation, and so I really don't have a lot of better options right now. My finances are in dire straits, due to student loans and other various vagaries of life. I don't have time to go through a lot of red tape and Process that any sort of official marketing of my work(s) would require, so I'm turning to the grey market. That is to say, you folks. I believe in Value For Value transactions, so I'm selling various services to you at what amount to low low prices.

My paypal email address is: nullset9@yahoo.com

For 100 dollars, you get your choice of the following:
A 2500 word short story starring you or the character of your choice, any genre or setting you'd like, feel free to give me hints or details about any specific things you'd like to happen or not happen.
A 2500 word essay on the non-fiction topic of your choice. I will do the research, etc.
Various Cyber-Interactions of your choice, can be fiction, discussion on a topic, roleplay (of any sort you like, I'm pretty talented and flexible). Send an email to the above address or contact me at the following to negotiate details:
AIM: annamnesis
Yahoo: ineffabelle235
LJ-Talk: ineffabelle
google talk: ineffabelle@gmail.com
Second Life: Agatha Palmerstone

For 50 dollars, you get your choice of the following:
A personalized set of word-art, as stated, contact me to work out the details
A 1000 word short story
A 1000 word essay
$75 dollars returned to you, within 3 months. (that's a good ROI, folks)

If you have some other ideas for something you'd like from me, we can work out the details online.

If you just want to contribute to the ineffabelle psychic defense fund, I won't turn down the money, but I don't expect anything for free.

(no subject)

thank you to everyone who purchased works from me or otherwise contributed to my further existence!!

It means a whole lot to me no matter what...

(no subject)

natural child,
unadapted to them
free wheeling
like a try-cycle
opened the soaped tunnels
sliding into place
knowing how to do it
before it's real(ly)
explained
too much for many
too little for sum
added up to greater
undivided attentive
they really hate it
a tale of two drugs
to keep you
off balance
no matter what
don't internalize that fear
just keep your profile
lo, and slip past them
like a ghost.
"Have you ever seen a ghost?
No,
but you've heard of them..."