Dear Christian "Literalists"

If you want to get really technical, one form of gay sex is a sin for the Jews, not for Christians, and only being the active partner in anal sex technically violates the Torah.
If your church wants to adopt the Torah Laws, then there's a whole lot of stuff you need to catch up on.
(if you want to make an exception for food on the basis of the "what goes into a mouth" quote by Jesus, then you have to allow blowjobs)