Aug. 27th, 2008
This isn't a site you'll often see me linking to, but this was pretty damn good:
Selections From H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure as a Whitman's Sampler Copywriter
Quote:
"Chocolate Cherry Cordial
You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate."
Selections From H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure as a Whitman's Sampler Copywriter
Quote:
"Chocolate Cherry Cordial
You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate."