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"When playing The Oregon Trail, be careful not to fnord the river by accident. The Illuminati does not take kindly to bankers from Boston who see through the universal illusion. "

from here

another good one:
"On this day in 1834, the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle may have been upheld, and we, of course, are not aware of it."

Now, this here is awesome, IMO.

Oak Ridge Boys cover Seven Nation Army:

thanks to d0minique for the link.