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"You Swiss are so proud of your 500,000-man citizen militia.... But what will you do if a 1,000,000-man German Army comes marching across your border?"
"That's easy. Each of us will shoot twice, and go home."

~ A reported conversation between a German and a Swiss diplomat, circa 1939

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(9:15:26 PM) x: I say we just ban endorphines
(9:15:29 PM) annamnesis: LOL
(9:15:39 PM) annamnesis: then we won't be addicted to anything!
(9:15:50 PM) x: there ya go
(9:15:54 PM) x: Hell, you guys banned trans fats
(9:15:59 PM) x: Don't tell me it's not possible
(9:16:22 PM) annamnesis: and we can joylessly pull the levers on our machines and make stuff... for some fucking reason that escapes me right now.