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Best. Headline. Ever. - thanks to ceilede for finding this

Someone needs to make a song based around this somehow...

and just to exacerbate the WTF factor, someone wrote this as a serious line:
"Now, at this point, readers familiar with this type of crime will probably be asking themselves, 'hey, shouldn't there be teddy bears on plant stands as well?'"

umm... yes, that's exactly what I was asking myself... o.0