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I never considered anteaters cute before, but I change my tune on that:
anteater with ice cream
Iron Anteater Battle!
anteater with ice cream
Iron Anteater Battle!
2007-09-22
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The package was set to detonate by the time we got out of the city, accounting for the time we'd spend wiping arsenic-laced cabbage off ourselves in a cheap hotel in the Elderly Leathermen District of the city. There were plenty of cheap hotels there, even though most of the Elderly Leathermen themselves had a good amount of money saved up. They just really liked cheap hotels. The concierge in this one came rolling up to our room as we were getting ready to leave, his red patent leather harness sagging over his flabby chest, the d-rings resting on his pot belly. He had one of those new fangled Old People Carts with an auto-taser, built extra wide to facilitate blocking people in the aisles of supermarkets.
"You've got a phone call downstairs. Shall I take a message?"
"You've got a phone call downstairs. Shall I take a message?"
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I didn't have to worry about living expenses because of the deal I made with VitaCorp, Inc. They gave me a small stipend in exchange for tattooing their entire corporate mission statement on my back, in Hebrew. The thing is, as part of the deal. they replaced my wardrobe so all I had were halter tops and backless gowns.
I didn't mind so much except in the winter, but they gave me a nice transparent vinyl jacket with pink fake fur around the neck and cuffs, so it really wasn't so bad.
Sometimes, someone would come up to me and object to the way one of the stipulations was worded but I just handed them a card with the email address of Customer Service and shrugged. I can't read Hebrew.
I didn't mind so much except in the winter, but they gave me a nice transparent vinyl jacket with pink fake fur around the neck and cuffs, so it really wasn't so bad.
Sometimes, someone would come up to me and object to the way one of the stipulations was worded but I just handed them a card with the email address of Customer Service and shrugged. I can't read Hebrew.
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Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147
"Teleportation of food and water remains at a standstill as technicians in Kobe continue to fix the extensive damage to the eight-million-yottabyte mainframe computer, a four-by-three-inch quantum femtoprocessor responsible for accessing and fulfilling the thoughts and desires of all Japanese.
The United States' offer of $20 million and a shipment of steel, tractors, forklifts, and cranes was politely declined."
"Teleportation of food and water remains at a standstill as technicians in Kobe continue to fix the extensive damage to the eight-million-yottabyte mainframe computer, a four-by-three-inch quantum femtoprocessor responsible for accessing and fulfilling the thoughts and desires of all Japanese.
The United States' offer of $20 million and a shipment of steel, tractors, forklifts, and cranes was politely declined."