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ineffabelle[21:12] name withheld: *shudders*
[21:12] name withheld: Okay, I'm going to drink the Joose now
[21:13] name withheld: "Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9% ABV) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6% ABV) and other alcoholic energy drinks (typically 7-8% ABV)."
[21:13] name withheld: Oh god
[21:14] annamnesis: ahh yay!
...
[21:17] name withheld: .....it smells like evil
[21:18] name withheld: It tastes like evil
[21:18] name withheld: I take that back
[21:18] name withheld: It tastes like evil and ass
[21:20] name withheld: Man was not meant to drink the Joose
[21:20] annamnesis: HAHA
[21:21] annamnesis: "naturally flavored with Ass, Evil and Juniper Berries"
[21:21] name withheld: It's crafty
[21:22] name withheld: After the first drink, you think it can't be bad
[21:22] name withheld: So you go for the second drink
[21:22] name withheld: And at first, it's not bad
[21:22] name withheld: Then the aftertaste of ass kicks you in the throat
[21:22] name withheld: It hides behind the wave of flavor
...
[22:05] name withheld: .....
[22:05] name withheld: this stuff
[22:05] annamnesis: lol
[22:05] name withheld: it's strong
[22:05] name withheld: The body HAS to process alcohol in different ways
[22:06] name withheld: Because I can do shot after shot of vodka and be fine
[22:07] name withheld: Maybe it's because it's malt liquor
[22:08] name withheld: That it's hitting me so hard
[22:08] name withheld: I mean, it's basically 10%
[22:08] annamnesis: I do agree that different forms of alcohol hit differently*
[22:08] annamnesis: vodka for instance, is the most "clean" drunk
[22:08] name withheld: I guarantee you, if I did shots at the same proportional rate of drinking malt liquor
[22:08] name withheld: I know which one is going to hit me the most
[22:09] name withheld: Ahhh, yes
[22:09] name withheld: That's why I like vodka
[22:09] name withheld: And I drink it clean
[22:09] name withheld: I don't mix
...
[22:13] name withheld: FUCK
[22:13] name withheld: I am not even done with this can
[22:13] name withheld: And I have one more
[22:13] annamnesis: haha
[22:13] annamnesis: YAY
[22:13] annamnesis: or boo, maybe
[22:13] annamnesis: but YAY
[22:13] name withheld: You know this shit is bad when you can't wait to switch back to vodka
[22:13] annamnesis: I am curious to observe the effects... on you.
[22:13] name withheld: It's going to my head
[22:13] name withheld: So I know I'm going to have a pounding headache
[22:14] name withheld: It's like drinking fruity gasoline
[22:14] name withheld: ......it's about the same price as gasoline
[22:14] name withheld: $2.75
[22:15] name withheld: The other can is berry flavored
[22:16] annamnesis: haha
[22:17] annamnesis: I kind of want to post this.
[10:32] name withheld: Drinking this stuff comes with the constant impending threat of violent vomiting
[10:32] name withheld: There seems to be a theme of spaghetti being an ill omen of the alcoholic events that are to come.
[10:32] annamnesis: it's like drinking Purple Passion... you know it's coming, you just don't know when.
[10:33] name withheld: The first time I ever got sick from drinking alcohol
[10:33] name withheld: Came from the ill-made combination of spaghetti and 3 liters of sangria.
[10:33] name withheld: Or maybe it was 2
[10:33] annamnesis: I imagine that Italy is plagued by foul vomit patches everywhere.
[10:34] name withheld: Most likely
[10:34] annamnesis: whatever you do, don't think about being on a boat at stormy seas.
[10:35] name withheld: THANKS
* scientific reason(s): fusel alcohols, "carrier" absorption, and some other things.
ps - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zte7h_M4WRs
[21:12] name withheld: Okay, I'm going to drink the Joose now
[21:13] name withheld: "Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9% ABV) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6% ABV) and other alcoholic energy drinks (typically 7-8% ABV)."
[21:13] name withheld: Oh god
[21:14] annamnesis: ahh yay!
...
[21:17] name withheld: .....it smells like evil
[21:18] name withheld: It tastes like evil
[21:18] name withheld: I take that back
[21:18] name withheld: It tastes like evil and ass
[21:20] name withheld: Man was not meant to drink the Joose
[21:20] annamnesis: HAHA
[21:21] annamnesis: "naturally flavored with Ass, Evil and Juniper Berries"
[21:21] name withheld: It's crafty
[21:22] name withheld: After the first drink, you think it can't be bad
[21:22] name withheld: So you go for the second drink
[21:22] name withheld: And at first, it's not bad
[21:22] name withheld: Then the aftertaste of ass kicks you in the throat
[21:22] name withheld: It hides behind the wave of flavor
...
[22:05] name withheld: .....
[22:05] name withheld: this stuff
[22:05] annamnesis: lol
[22:05] name withheld: it's strong
[22:05] name withheld: The body HAS to process alcohol in different ways
[22:06] name withheld: Because I can do shot after shot of vodka and be fine
[22:07] name withheld: Maybe it's because it's malt liquor
[22:08] name withheld: That it's hitting me so hard
[22:08] name withheld: I mean, it's basically 10%
[22:08] annamnesis: I do agree that different forms of alcohol hit differently*
[22:08] annamnesis: vodka for instance, is the most "clean" drunk
[22:08] name withheld: I guarantee you, if I did shots at the same proportional rate of drinking malt liquor
[22:08] name withheld: I know which one is going to hit me the most
[22:09] name withheld: Ahhh, yes
[22:09] name withheld: That's why I like vodka
[22:09] name withheld: And I drink it clean
[22:09] name withheld: I don't mix
...
[22:13] name withheld: FUCK
[22:13] name withheld: I am not even done with this can
[22:13] name withheld: And I have one more
[22:13] annamnesis: haha
[22:13] annamnesis: YAY
[22:13] annamnesis: or boo, maybe
[22:13] annamnesis: but YAY
[22:13] name withheld: You know this shit is bad when you can't wait to switch back to vodka
[22:13] annamnesis: I am curious to observe the effects... on you.
[22:13] name withheld: It's going to my head
[22:13] name withheld: So I know I'm going to have a pounding headache
[22:14] name withheld: It's like drinking fruity gasoline
[22:14] name withheld: ......it's about the same price as gasoline
[22:14] name withheld: $2.75
[22:15] name withheld: The other can is berry flavored
[22:16] annamnesis: haha
[22:17] annamnesis: I kind of want to post this.
[10:32] name withheld: Drinking this stuff comes with the constant impending threat of violent vomiting
[10:32] name withheld: There seems to be a theme of spaghetti being an ill omen of the alcoholic events that are to come.
[10:32] annamnesis: it's like drinking Purple Passion... you know it's coming, you just don't know when.
[10:33] name withheld: The first time I ever got sick from drinking alcohol
[10:33] name withheld: Came from the ill-made combination of spaghetti and 3 liters of sangria.
[10:33] name withheld: Or maybe it was 2
[10:33] annamnesis: I imagine that Italy is plagued by foul vomit patches everywhere.
[10:34] name withheld: Most likely
[10:34] annamnesis: whatever you do, don't think about being on a boat at stormy seas.
[10:35] name withheld: THANKS
* scientific reason(s): fusel alcohols, "carrier" absorption, and some other things.
ps - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zte7h_M4WRs
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