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Rewrite news headlines in the spirit of this.

Stephan Molyneaux: Somali Pirates: Irradiated, half-starved fishermen threaten international shipping.

Lets hear some of yours!

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Date: 2009-04-17 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com
PAN'S LABYRINTH: Teen girl with connections to guerrillas kidnaps military officer's son, is shot trying to escape.

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Date: 2009-04-17 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com
Ah, you said news headlines.

TARP: Nation, having lost trillions in real estate, pours even more trillions down the same hole.

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Date: 2009-04-17 06:15 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sylvanfae
WIN

First a warm-up

Date: 2009-04-17 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zachariahskylab.livejournal.com
Of Mice and Men- A story about eugenics
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest- a trouble-making dissenter is pacified


Okay, now for a news article...

From the Wall Street Journal,

Henderson: GM needs more aid- Big Surprise!

Video Game Sales drop by 17%- Spoiled Children Hit Hardest by Recession

Pirate Bay Operators Convicted in File-sharing Trial-
Hindi Virtue of Non-attachment to Work still unpopular in U.S., Europe

From CNN

U.S. Issues Warning to North Korea- All Bark, No Bite

Friday Cleanup Planned At Tent City, Police Say- Police, not always the good guys

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