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Rewrite news headlines in the spirit of this.
Stephan Molyneaux: Somali Pirates: Irradiated, half-starved fishermen threaten international shipping.
Lets hear some of yours!
Stephan Molyneaux: Somali Pirates: Irradiated, half-starved fishermen threaten international shipping.
Lets hear some of yours!
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Date: 2009-04-17 03:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-04-17 03:43 am (UTC)TARP: Nation, having lost trillions in real estate, pours even more trillions down the same hole.
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Date: 2009-04-17 06:15 am (UTC)First a warm-up
Date: 2009-04-17 06:19 pm (UTC)One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest- a trouble-making dissenter is pacified
Okay, now for a news article...
From the Wall Street Journal,
Henderson: GM needs more aid- Big Surprise!
Video Game Sales drop by 17%- Spoiled Children Hit Hardest by Recession
Pirate Bay Operators Convicted in File-sharing Trial-
Hindi Virtue of Non-attachment to Work still unpopular in U.S., Europe
From CNN
U.S. Issues Warning to North Korea- All Bark, No Bite
Friday Cleanup Planned At Tent City, Police Say- Police, not always the good guys
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Date: 2009-04-21 03:08 am (UTC)