Your mission, should you choose to accept it.

[ineffabelle]

Rewrite news headlines in the spirit of this.

Stephan Molyneaux: Somali Pirates: Irradiated, half-starved fishermen threaten international shipping.

Lets hear some of yours!

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[sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com]

PAN'S LABYRINTH: Teen girl with connections to guerrillas kidnaps military officer's son, is shot trying to escape.

[sophiaserpentia.livejournal.com]

Ah, you said news headlines.

TARP: Nation, having lost trillions in real estate, pours even more trillions down the same hole.

[sylvanfae]

WIN